So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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