I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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