you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Randomize
