Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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