I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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