Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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