shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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