Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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