There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I wanna bring you to show and tell
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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