update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Randomize
