just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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