I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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