But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
You had me at "let me see your balls"
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