normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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