Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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