Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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