So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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