Swine flu. Run for my life!
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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