is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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