if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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