I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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