Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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