what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
she pinky promised me she was 18
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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