Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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