I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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