Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I didn't notice because vodka
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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