I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
its liver damage thursday
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