how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
