Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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