i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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