is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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