I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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