Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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