Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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