Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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