I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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