Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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