Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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