I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Randomize
