oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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