She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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