Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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