i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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