OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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