Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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