Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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