No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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