It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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