idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
vagina is talking i cant
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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