Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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