Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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