I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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