actually, I'm a sock model
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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